Lyrics

I'm a sick and perverted man I get my kicks with a watering can A length of hose to make things flow A one man anal fountain show A bowel of water to be let out Let me pull on your sphinctal spout I'm the Illinois enema bandit I will make your rectum sick I'm the Illinois enema bandit I will make your rectum sick I'm a sick and perverted man I get my kicks with a watering can A length of hose to make things flow A one man anal fountain show Administer young women In a novel way It's quite amusing to see What the papers say The next morning On the girlie's tunnel I leave my calling card On her anal funnel