Lyrics

Goldfish podge Keeper of the deep Knows to take His two vedge and meat Give him burgers In a nice fresh bun Set the cat on him See the fucker run Knick Knack paddy wack Give the fish a bone You fat bastard Your stomach's really grown Here comes H He's captain golden golden fry Gonna pop you with his fork And turn you into pie You stupid fool You should have know A goldfish shouldn't Weigh ten stone