Clara Fraser, Clara Fraser

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Thank you, Carol Cole, my clever blond bombshell For making up some scuttlebutt and tarnish Let's say her attitude is cranky There's been some hanky panky With a trainee by the name of Megan Cornish Let's say the chair of your employee rights committee Is a Trotskyite and a Marxist albatross She nixed my negative action plan She cut my throat on a witness stand Miss Cole, you got to show her who's the boss She nixed my negative action plan She cut my throat on a witness stand Miss Cole, you got to show her who's the boss [Chorus] Clara Fraser, Clara Fraser Let's print up a phony leaflet to disgracе her She's a commie, shе's a dyke Her politics ain't ladylike I just can't stand her abrasive behavior [Verse 2] I know, Miss Cole, it ain't exactly cricket To spy on your employees while they picket But for the sake of her transition Not to mention your position Get me her FBI file and quick step it When she joined the linemen in a walkout She threw the downtown office in a dither She's a striker, a wage hiker She's the steno pool's pied piper Every file clerk and typer walked out with her She's a striker, a wage hiker She's the steno pool's pied piper Every file clerk and typer walked out with her [Chorus] Clara Fraser, Clara Fraser All the rules of etiquette can't save her She's a commie, she's a dyke Her politics ain't ladylike I just can't stand her abrasive behavior [Bridge] Oh, the many brands of suppression Racism, sexism, heterosexism, ageism, classism Are historical They have not always been with us It was not ever thus And it's going to be this way Come the revolution [Verse 3] Thank you, Carole Cole, my clever hatchet girl You're the Margaret Thatcher of City Light You came up with the perfect scam The five percent reduction plan We'll just lay her off without a fight She never did pledge my oath of loyalty 'Cause she loves Karl Marx more than she loves me So let's go give the axe to Clara Fraser That's an order from King George Gordon Vicary She never would pledge my oath of loyalty 'Cause she loves Karl Marx more than she loves me So let's go give the axe to Clara Fraser That's an order from King George Gordon Vicary [Chorus] Clara Fraser (Clara Fraser) Clara Fraser (Clara Fraser) Got a tongue that's sharper than my Gillette razor She's a commie, she's a dyke Her politics ain't ladylike I just can't stand her abrasive behavior Clara Fraser (Clara Fraser) That damn Fraser (Clara Fraser) Oh, I doubt that Jesus Christ himself could save her She's a commie, she's a dyke Her politics ain't ladylike I just can't stand her abrasive behavior