So What Else is New?

Lyrics
[SAM, spoken] Look, Katz, don't be a sap She'll walk all over you She'll have you altered [KATZ, spoken] Eh, stop being so catty! I know what I'm doing [SAM, spoken] No, you don't! Remember what you said? Do you remember? [SAM] Once you vowed You'd never fall again Disallowed Braving that squall again Now you're cowed Giving your all again Dumb! [KATZ] True! So what else is new? [SAM] Once you'd shout "Won't be depressed again" Think about Going through est again Now you're out Beating your chest again Trite! [KATZ] True! So what else is new? Wise old Ralph Waldo Emerson finds That a foolish consistency is The hobgoblin of little minds Right on, Waldo! [SAM] Once you swore You'd never reach again Pace the floor Slurring your speech again Now, once more Into the breech again! True! [KATZ] Well, so what? [SAM] So what else? [SAM & KATZ] So what else is new? [SAM, spoken] Now, hold it, Katz Remember that wife of yours? A regular pussycat Thick, silky orange hair, a soft, purring voice Long, sexy whiskers You were crazy about her So what did she do? She went into heat and fell for a peeping tom [KATZ] So what else is new? Sing the song Ira Gershwin designed Where the moral was Jenny Should not have made up her mind Aye, aye, Ira! [SAM] Once you quipped Won't be enrapt again Stay well-zipped Now to be zapped again Now you're tripped Totally trapped again True! [KATZ] Well, so what? [SAM] Well, so what? [KATZ] So what else? [SAM & KATZ] So what else is new? So what else is new? So what else is new? [SAM, spoken] On the other hand, Katz, watch yourself This could be a major cat-tastrophe!
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Credits
- Writers
- John Kander
- Fred Ebb