No Man’s Land

Lyrics

Ladies, we are gathered here To analyze this strange frontier I come No man's land It's like a spaceship came in the middle of the night And carried away all the single guys And left us in no man's land If you're a long tall cool drink of water An oasis in this dry desert sand Well, you won't be long too long 'Cause the good ones have all gone So come on out to no man's land Our lingerie is collecting dust My underwire is about to rust We're stuck in no man's land It's gotten so bad that Billy Jean Sеriously considering switching teams It's rough in no man's land If you're a long tall cool drink of watеr An oasis in this dry desert sand Well, you won't be long too long 'Cause the good ones have all gone You're welcome here in no man's land Oh, come on We're manicured We're dressed to thrill So what's with all this time to kill We've searched online a thousand times and still We're all heading home to watch TV Stopping on the way to buy batteries Admit it We're in no man's land If you're a long tall cool drink of water An oasis in this dry desert sand Well, you won't be long too long 'Cause the good ones have all gone Y'all come on out to no man's land Yeah, we're desperate here in no man's land Ten of us for every one of you