The Ukulele Song (Live)

Lyrics
(spoken) So this is a little song I wrote. (sung) Have you ever noticed When you're pooped on by a bird People look right at that turd And they say the most absurd thing "It's lucky" I just think it's yucky And have you ever noticed When a pretty girl walks past Men will look right at her ass And then shout out something crass As if she'd ever be that girl They make her wanna hurl And oh, people are funny And oh, people are strange Have you ever felt A young man giving you the eye As you walk on by You don't even have to try You've still got it Turns out he stole your wallet And have you had the feeling That you're looking pretty grand As you walk hand in hand With your adorable husband One of those magical nights Your dress is tucked into your tights And oh, people are funny And oh, people are strange Now, things don't always go Like we want them to I kind of like it better that way Don't you? Have you ever wanted to do something so darn cool So that all the kids in school Will stop saying, "what a fool" To you daily So you start playing ukulele And have you ever tried so hard To be someone you're not We do those things a lot But it's the only life you've got To be exactly who you are I think you are a star And oh, people are funny And oh, people are brave Have you ever worked so hard at something so much fun That you can't believe it's done You feel like you've just begun But you don't wanna be a bore So you try to leave them wanting more
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Credits
- Writers
- Laura Benanti