Short Fat Fannie

Lyrics

[Verse] Tired of slippin' and slidin' with a long, tall Sally Peekin' and a hidin', duckin' back in the alley Don't wanna rip it up, don't wanna dance with Annie I've got a brand new lover, name is Short Fat Fannie One day while I was visitin' at HeartBreak Hotel Thats where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell I told her that I loved her, I'd never leave She put her arms around me, gave me fever [Chorus] She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog, everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her, I'm on my Ps and Qs 'Cause she might step on my blue suede shoes Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night Fannie got jealous and she started a fight Because I was dancin with MaryLou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue [Post-Chorus] Short Fat Fannie, she's my heart's desire Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire On Monday, we were married on Blueberry Hill Now we're so happy and I love her still [Chorus] She's my big fat tutti fruiti and I love the child so She watch me like a hound dog, everywhere I go Whenever I'm around her, I'm on my Ps and Qs 'Cause she might step on my blue suede shoes Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night Fannie got jealous and she started a fight Because I was dancin with MaryLou I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue [Post-Chorus] Short Fat Fannie is my heart's desire Got the kind of lovin', sets my soul on fire Short Fat Fannie, well, I love her so I'll never let Short Fat Fannie go