The Revolution Is Coming

Lyrics

[William Forsythe, Charles 'Lew' Smith, John Goodman, William Forsythe & John Goodman] You know how you put these things on? Well, around the butt, then up over the groin area I know where they go, old-timer I just wanna know whether I need to use pins or fasteners Well, no, they got those, uh, tape-ettes already on there It's self-contained and fairly explanatory Uh-huh Balloons! These blow up into funny shapes at all? Well no, unless round is funny I'll take 'em... A'ight now, now you just lie down back there, old-timer Yes, sir Alright, I want you to count up to... eight hundred and twenty five, and then back on down to zero Okay, then I'ma come back in five, and check to see that you ain't cheatin' Hurry up, open the door He's a real cheerful little critter once he warms up to you Hurry up! Six Mississipi, seven Mississippi, eight Mississippi, nine Mississippi I got some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind... I got me a packet of balloons They blow up into funny shapes at all? No, just— Say... where's Jr.? What do you mean, didn't you put him in? No, I thought— Where'd we leave him? ...AHHHHHHHH!