70's Rock Must Die

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I was cruising in a car Down Melrose Boulevard When I stopped all the traffic I was laughing so hard Standing on the corner Was this rock 'n roll dude In leather pants thinking he was so cool He had the jacket He had the shades Farrah Fawcett hair Or was that a wig? Face like a turtle Trying in vain to look stoned You could tell he'd been practicing In the mirror at home He'd probably been posing like that all day Didn't matter that it was a hundred degrees in the shade [Chorus] Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Whoo, yeah [Verse 2] Bogus bands, plastic rock stars Stupid clothes and the worst made cars Country rock making us all sick While John Travolta wags his double-knit prick Being a teen back then Man, it was a drag Bicentennial and no one burned the flag You think we live in pretty desperate times When people wanna go back to 1975 My Saturday Night Fever fantasy Lock the Bee Gees in a Pinto And ram it from the rear Burn, baby! [Chorus] Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] Ooh, yeah, yeah yeah yeah We may not have talent but we sure got attitude Suck my ego, pay to play Got nothing more to say As we sell you a stairway to boredom Uh! Put your hands together! Yeah yeah yeah yeah, hey! [Verse 3] Look around at the hip people Set in their ways Reaching back to the things they used to say they hate Young old farts playing fossil rock Pistols reunions pass for rebellion Radio and TV getting so damn bland With collegiate boy Neil Young copy bands Underground's becoming an alternative joke Even Aerosmith hates all the Aerosmith clones I know they don't make 'em like the Son of Sam But even punks wanna go back to '77 Give me a break, man [Chorus] Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die Well come on, well come on 70's rock must die