Keep Up With Jones

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Last night, I felt like a two-dollar pistol This morning, I feel like I got shot Hair of the dog says wet my whistle But I don't know if that's a good idea or not [Chorus] I could get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin' Do a little two-lane John-Deere ridin' Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin' Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin' Livin' in the middle of a country and western song I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones [Verse 2] Last night, I knew what not to do I just don't know half of what I did I thought I'd try to fill them shoes Turns out them boots are too damn big, yeah [Chorus] I could get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin' Do a little two-lane John-Deere ridin' Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin' Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin' Livin' in the middle of a country and western song I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones [Post-Chorus] I can't keep up I can't keep up [Bridge] Yeah, today I'm movin' real slow So tonight, I'll be a no-show Then again, I just might go [Chorus] And get up on a little wild hair, white lightnin' Do a little two-lane John-Deere ridin' Lead me to a neon sign and the race is on I been known to play possum on a barstool sittin' Jukebox gold and the whole room spinnin' Livin' in the middle of a country and western song I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones I can't keep tryin' to keep up with Jones Jones, Jones [Outro] (Last night, I felt like a two-dollar pistol) (This morning, I feel like I got shot)