Lyrics

She broke up with me Two days later... I think she met Don Juan in Italy She has a new man I have a new mustache Now all my friends are gonna call me mountain man And everyone will think that I'm a stupid drifter To walk the earth alone I'll never shave again On the night she left me Facial hair grew miraculously I dressed in black like Johnny Cash And grew this beard of shame I've heard it said she looks a lot like Sherilyn Fenn And some times i'm mistaken for Billy Gibbons Look like a wise man, but I'm an idiot It's over She left me And she will soon forget me She found out I was lame I grew a beard of shame Come all ye faithful Joyful and triumphant I am a new man I have a beard of shame