Lyrics

He doesn't know what he's gonna say Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers Unemployment is my scene Brain dead - the fumes I breath Put in the unit to deplete Ozone Layers Carp fucking sucks Too dumb to care The S. B-Goleta connection Feelin' like a champion All aboard the lagwagon It's fast enough for me Slow Me And My Friends On the Couch Give me a sofa, and some snacks The idiot box-that T. V trash The V. C. Are, some stupid films The remote control Fuck the bills There's no point in a job The pay just sucks if you're a slob I'm not lying I'm lazy And all my friends are just like me Garga jibs and metal riffs Beer bongs and bong hits I fucking hate that scene Santa Barbara boredom Goleta-postmortem Small town minds Can you relate to me? All aboard the lag wagon (repeat 9 times) Laggin'! Can you please slow down, please? Stop! Can you please slow this thing down, please? Stop! Can you please slow this down? Stop!