Lyrics

[Verse 1] Lady of the Dam Won't be a slave to the blonde, or the culture of the popular (She won't, she won't) Sing at you, I'll fly under radar tonight Make deals with every devil in sight (I will, I will) [Pre-Chorus] 'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love You better than, you better than My darkest sin Russian hookers, and cheap gin [Chorus] I think that I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight [Post-Chorus] Mary! (Ah-ah-oh) Jane! (Ah-ah-oh) Holland! (Ah-ah-oh) Woo-hoo! Mary! (Puff in; Ah-ah-oh) Jane! (Puff out; Ah, oh) Holland! (Ah-ah-oh) Woo-hoo! [Verse 2] I don't like to boast But our truffles are the most Mad-magical in Amsterdam (She won't, she won't) So if you have fear, Apollo Sit on my lyre, and play him like a piano man (I will, I will) [Pre-Chorus] 'Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love You better than, you better than My darkest sin Russian hookers, and cheap gin [Chorus] I think that I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight [Post-Chorus] Mary! (Ah-ah-oh) Jane! (Ah-ah-oh) Holland! (Ah-ah-oh) Woo-hoo! Mary! (Puff in; Ah-ah-oh) Jane! (Puff out; Ah, oh) Holland! (Ah-ah-oh) Woo-hoo! [Bridge] I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess But it's alright, because I am rich as piss When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth The grass eats up my insides, and my brunette starts to sprout Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, Mary Jane Holland! [Chorus] I think that I could be fine If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight (I think we'd) I think we'd have a good time If you'd meet me, Mary Jane, in Holland tonight [Post-Chorus] Mary! (Ah-ah-oh) Jane! (Ah-ah-oh) Holland! (Ah-ah-oh) Woo-hoo! Mary! (Puff in; Ah-ah-oh) Jane! (Puff out; Ah, oh) Holland! (Ah-ah-oh) Woo-hoo! [Outro] Mary! Jane! Holland! Woo-hoo! Mary! Jane! Holland! Woo-hoo!