Kansas City Shuffle

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Kutt Calhoun] Move to the side, what's wrong with ya? They say them Kansas City boys ain't strong enough To break through to mainstream and flourish up We them niggas eatin' your pourage up You suckas need to check Billboard, 3 out of 4 is us Year after year done tore it up, the boards is us We snatching and y'all ain't even got no hops Just a video, and some radio spots That ain't nothing to 202 shows yearly touring And the bracket that your still enduring ain't close enough To count your eggs before they hatch there, homie Might appreciate your assets, homie, game over We are the blueprint of what to follow Fresh heir of a new tomorrow So don't get it twisted and get tricked now on your hustle, look away! It's the Kansas City Shuffle, I told you [Chorus: Kutt Calhoun & Krizz Kaliko] Kansas Believe only half of what you see City And nothing that you may hear It's never the way it's seems Shuffle An illusion of known reality Oooooohhhh What the eyes see in here The brain will follow the lead Kansas We are a secret society of fiends City Conspiring to deceive all minds Leaving 'em puzzled Shuffle Now that I have your attention, I'll mention Oooooohhhh You have just fell victim To what's called the Kansas City Shuffle [Verse 2: Kutt Calhoun] The juggernauts of the independent game have surfaced For reconcilable change of survice Stood away in the shadows as this rap thang came to deterring Left to burn in the flame in furnace Somebody dial 9-1-1, and we attempting to rescue Hip-Hop honor and heritage from a cesspool Cardiac arrest, closed arteries, clogged vessels Whoever was in charge wasn't feeding her with the best foods Giving mouth to mouth, pulse keep decreasing We checking for vital signs, don't think shes breathing And flatline, only 7 minutes atop To resuscitate her we need a big adrenaline shot To get pierced through the chest plate and puncture the heart, it's weak Eyes wide open, I think we found us a heart beat No thanks necessary, doing our job Just when you thought the Midwest was odd, we gon' hit you with the [Chorus: Kutt Calhoun & Krizz Kaliko] Kansas Believe only half of what you see City And nothing that you may hear It's never the way it's seems Shuffle An illusion of known reality Oooooohhhh What the eyes see in here The brain will follow the lead Kansas We are a secret society of fiends City Conspiring to deceive all minds Leaving 'em puzzled Shuffle Now that I have your attention, I'll mention Oooooohhhh You have just fell victim To what's called the Kansas City Shuffle [Outro] Kutt, Kutt, Kutt! What's up, what's up, what's up Shit man, what's up What the hell is wrong with you boy? You smoking wet? Aw shit man I'm having a long fucking day man But as far as that Kansas City shit man Who gon' blow up man I don't know man I'll leave that shit up to y'all man I'll get with y'all man I'll holla at ya What the fuck did he just say? I don't know man That motherfucka is high as hell