T’was the Night Before Christmas

Lyrics

[Intro: Snoop Dogg] What's crack-a-lackin' y'all Big Snoop Dogg AKA Niggerachi Hey yo Damani Give me one of them Christmas tales You know like "T'was the Night Before Christmas} Yeah Somethin' like that T'was the night before Christmas [Verse 1: Damani] It's the eve of the big day Eleven years old now Can't sleep, tryna catch Santa tryna slide down Lotta energy, hella excited Left the cookies on the table let him know he invited Watchin' the clock, makin' sure it don't stop All I'm thinkin' is a bike and a Flava Flav clock Remote-controlled cars, race tracks, Nintendos Hard year that's what I been good fo' Santa don't fail me now I didn't sock Tommy at school so please reward me now I did my homework I didn't curse in class I ain't touch Candice's booty even though she fast I'm supposed to have this My family ain't rich I just wanna look like I'm the shit I mean, shoot, you know what I mean I just need a 'lil something to show off to Christine [Chorus: Snoop Dogg] T'was the night before Christmas And all through the house There were a lotta roaches And a pet mouse His name was Ben He wanted gifts But he didn't get none Time and time again [Verse 2: Damani] I hear a noise What could it be Is that somebody slidin' down my chimney? I get up, put on my Spiderman flip-flops Tryna spy on the gifts I got But it's so not who I thought it was 'Cause this dude was standin' resembled a thug He had a hoodie on, he had a beanie on Then he looked and said "little nigga, get on" I thought he was droppin' off toys He was pickin' up toys in his bag with poise So of course I'm mad and I yell for moms All a sudden now, he ain't calm She came out runnin' Gun in hand Lettin' off shots At the crack man She hit him in the leg and he was still runnin' Jumped out the window and she was still gunnin' [Chorus: Snoop Dogg] T'was the night before Christmas And all through the house Nuthin' but a crackhead Tryna steal the gifts and get out But little does he know Mama got a Gat Rat-a-tat-tat nigga just like that [Bridge] I'm Santa Claus I'm tryna get all your shit 'Cause I just don't care I'm takin' stuff I'm gettin' lines I'm slidin' away I'm doin' fine I don't care Smokin' crack Doin' things that make you feel I'm just crazy in its feels Just like this cuz I'm for real Takin' gifts Stealin' shit Really don't care Fuck that shit It's all about what I wanna take In your house I take your cake, your cookies, your milk, and your gifts, and your trees Nigga please I love crack Like you love Christmas Eve Nigga please, please