Pretty Pimpin

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I woke up this morning Didn't recognize the man in the mirror Then I laughed and I said, "Oh silly me, that's just me" Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth But they were my teeth, and I was weightless Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom [Pre-Chorus 1] I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean But it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around, and I said "Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?" [Chorus 1] All he ever wanted Was to be someone in life that was just like All I want is to just have fun Live my life like a son of a gun I could be one thousand miles away But still mean what I say [Verse 2] Then I woke up one morning Didn't recognize the man in the mirror Then I laughed and I said, "Oh silly me, that's just me" Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair Never was my style [Pre-Chorus 2] But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean 'Cause it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around, and I said "Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?" But he was sporting all my clothes I gotta say, pretty pimpin' [Chorus 2] All he ever wanted was to be a man But he was always A little too cute to be admitted under "marbles lost" He was always a thousand miles away While still standing in front of your face [Verse 3] Then he woke up this morning Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror Then laughed and said, "Oh silly me, that's just me" Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth But they were my teeth, and I was weightless Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom [Pre-Chorus 2] And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean 'Cause it was a Monday, no, a Tuesday No, a Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Then Saturday came around, and I said "Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?" But he was sporting all my clothes I gotta say, pretty pimpin' [Outro] I woke up this morning Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror I woke up this morning Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror