The Worst Brats in Town

Lyrics

Good day, miss Lookin' pretty Lookin' lonely Looks like you could use a child Or two or three For a very modest fee If by any chance you're searchin' for an urchin I got your merchandise right here But I'll be clear Tell you straight They're not great And they don't appreciate They're possibly the worst brats in town And me, I'm just a woman with needs of me own Who'd like to do some misdeeds of me own, haha With a certain someone But though, I am a woman who's never enjoyed That thing what as a mother gets you employed Somehow I seem to havе become one And I'm surroundеd by these lambs Little tykes Girls with dolls Little boys with little balls How I love these darling tots Precious imps Take a glimpse Truth is I got lots and lots Oh sure, this one here may have some lice This one plays dice This one eats mice Caught him twice, thrice Truth is they're not very nice Not at all worth the price So if you take my advice You'll stay away from the worst brats in town