Schmoozin’

Lyrics

Schmoozin'! Farbrengen the party Who's in For bringing the party? Jewish! The models and bubbe I know you want me I know you love me Schmoozin'! Farbrengen the party Who's in For bringing the party? Jewish! The models and bubbe Bottles of bubbly I know you love me Boychik, it's been years since my bris, tho Mr. Potato west-style brisket knish flow Faklumpt bagela, futzin' around And you ain't never frum on tour when I'm comin' to town Traif tutchus, ladies be under my gown Yentas on yontiff and they running they mouth Ask zaidie with a fat zaftig up in the house This is for my baby mamas and my bubbe who down So I shnore so loud when I sleep, I can't Dream about fresh kickds and a way to dance With a nice girl who kvetch and she like my pants If she don't want my shmeckle, Feh! Ask her friends Kish kish from canters in a kibbutz room Holy moly shmolyy, she looking for a shidduch soon But I'm straight meshugganeh, shvitzin' like I'm into June Be a mensch is really cool Yentas in the house, yo, I'm feeling you! Schmoozin'! Farbrengen the party Who's in For bringing the party? Jewish! The models and bubbe I know you want me I know you love me Schmoozin'! Farbrengen the party Who's in For bringing the party? Jewish! The models and bubbe Bottles of bubbly I know you love me Altltacocker to a balabusta Cherish from the fact I prolly have to meet the mother Waitin' for the chulent of life Enough chutzpah so the chulent is tight Chulent ya wife I stay grindin' Ya know farkockta in the brain Make my my pitstop shape my (EiSEN) insane Yiddish flow, I'm a hustler, bubbleh with brains Rap like this, you'll never have a crap job to maintain Famish from the emmes Nose stay, sharp like my pen is Nudnick in the rap game, respected Boychik, don't act out like a shmendrick! Kosha cuts and the macher get spoiled Eminem style 8 moyle With the nachas, the stuff I enjoy Dont noodge, I hate to be annoyed Mom says stop schmoozin' with the shiksas and goys You need to get married, you're still unemployed Mom says Nishtagroyse metzir, Stop acting so weird, 2020 your year! Schmoozin'! Farbrengen the party Who's in For bringing the party? Jewish! The models and bubbe I know you want me I know you love me Schmoozin'! Farbrengen the party Who's in For bringing the party? Jewish! The models and bubbe Bottles of bubbly I know you love me