MC Voltron

Lyrics

[Produced by Number One Producer] [Chorus: Kool Keith] MC Voltron MC Voltron MC Voltron Voltron [Verse 1] Rap done turned microscopic Defecated on the floor and watch the butcher chop it Play of the pick with cream for jock-itch I wear a wrestling mask The ladies show ass in front of Bernard Hopkins Rap so toy I play with Shopkins Write with a marker like Al Sharpton Leave the rest constipated with Swanson They might wanna have a phone conference Coach the best to swing on my balls like Tarzan Take off like an aircraft They got diarrhea all I see is brown potatoes, mash Just inches off the floor—just one-and-a-half People get cozy and sit inside the paragraph Levitate like the nouns and the adjectives Natural ingredients I add for the kids Urine stains on your ad-libs Bradley all like Milton sleep inside Paris Hilton We can play with Spaldings or Wilsons New verses for new children Pull up in the Phantom with pilgrims The sky's like Phil Simms [Chorus] MC Voltron MC Voltron MC Voltron Voltron [Verse 2: Craig G] Beats to rap to—I'll use it to collapse you Deadly, like swallowing a cyanide capsule Open up that hatch, duke, it's time to make my getaway I'll melt your nervous system, look; and I ain't even spit a eight Double up that dinner plate, I bought a hearty appetite Even heart the opposition when we're in the after life Right? It's like a hip-hop poltergeist Ignore them signs, light up, shit, we gon' smoke tonight "Craig G? That son of a bitch!" Will be an asshole if he lives to be 106 Pull up on you at the light, make fun of your chick Have you so blinded with rage you probably run into shit You ain't comin' to quip—I can talk and none of ya gettin' The gun to put one in your hip—it's all fun till your hit And the description's kinda hazy And going in the light's the only time you're feelin' wavy Galaxy Alliance—the lions of the cause Forming Voltron on that ass, using spectacular bars Slow your roll, Paw [Chorus: Kool Keith] MC Voltron MC Voltron MC Voltron Voltron [Produced by Number One Producer]