Sneakin’ Downstairs

Lyrics

[Intro] Aw, I can't sleep I'm so thirsty I need something specific I specifically need milk [Chorus] Can't sleep! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Bad dreams! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Heartburn! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Shhhh! I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk [Verse 1] I'll be creepin' While the rest of y'all sleepin' Down I go, these old stairs creakin' I only got one thing in mind Twinkle toe down the hall with my mission to find Ooh! i'm in the mood to moo Whole, skim, one, or two Honestly, any one will do Refrigerator rendezvous Got a full glass and I'm throwin' it back Roll down my esophagus - throat coat Drink it down fast like I'm on the attack This late night beverage is the GOAT You c- You could warm it up if you're freaky What happens here stays in the kitchen Remember that we're bein' sneaky Don't need no twilight snitchin' [Chorus] Can't sleep! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Bad dreams! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Heartburn! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Shhhh! I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk [Verse 2] Don't go down without backup You'll get caught and sent straight back up I'ma join you, let me pack up Thirsty, plus I wanna snack up The milk I like isn't milk at all Non-dairy, bruh Leave the cows to y'all Plant based, growin' tall Gonna drink a rice milk waterfall I don't tolerate lactose (I'm a) I'm a soy boy Almond, oat, flax, prost! Servin' up that pure joy Shake it up, shake it well You a punk-rock non-dairy rebel It tastes close enough, I can't tell Alternative beverages sure are swell [Chorus] Can't sleep! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Bad dreams! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Heartburn! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Shhhh! I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk [Verse 3] Lookin' at my clock - it's about that time Knowin' that i got to be at work by nine Now it's five I shut my eyes Can't sleep, got too much on my mind Maybe that pizza with BBQ chicken Wasn't a great move Maybe I shoulda listened Bad case of heartburn Insides kickin' Now I'm headin' downstairs Gotta get to the kitchen For a little bit of milk i don't care what kind But i get there and not a single drop i find But i remember the advise my mom And the pot of milk she brought by that time Carnation Man, i hate this stuff Add some tap water and shake it up (gulp) Yuck! I finished the cup It settles my stomach, so that's what's up [Chorus] Can't sleep! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Bad dreams! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Heartburn! Need a midnight milk, midnight milk Shhhh! I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk [Outro] Can't sleep! (Hey I said keep it down! If they hear you, you're grounded!) Bad dreams! (Shh - walk quieter! Put on your socks!) Heartburn! (And your slippers - and then socks over the slippers!) Shhhh! I'm sneakin' downstairs for a midnight milk