Lyrics

[Intro] Ain't no beef But I'm about to handle is track This song right here is a true story The world's a fucked up place, man [Verse] Ever since I was young, I've had a little problem Girls were an intricate puzzle, I couldn't solve 'em Ladies compared me to a hideous goblin I would find myself alone on the weekend quite often [Verse] A scratch my knob and wonder what were my flaws Maybe my face or my demeanor was the cause Well, whatever, I want the girls to take me off pause I just wanna get up under them, panties and bras [Verse] In 10th grade, I got played, I was betrayed I's about to be made and finally get layed She was like, come on, feller, let's end the charade You ain't that cute, I just wanna get paid [Verse] I snapped, let her jaw off crack Threw her on the door, told her, never come back Since then, I haven't done jack I just hide like a weirdo, held up in this shack [Verse] I watch girls walk by like (?) works of art And I fantasize of things that I would do in the dark Funny thing is I got a field of only hearts The cemetary by my house is where I'm gonna get my start [Chorus] I'm alone and no one cares I have this problem, I go where no one dares I got a shovel, I'ma take a girl out Dress her up all pretty and put her in my doll house [Verse] It's like slave lavour, to be a grave digger Digging up these acres, it's a back-breaker It's just hours later and I'm startin' to hate her I'm a love crusador, forced to turn tomb raider [Verse] The great thing is that it never gets dull Every week or two there's a new lady to pull Out the earth, I wipe off the dirt Bring her home, clean her up, peek under her skirt [Verse] I start to flirt, tell her how much she's worth In my collection of girls she's always first Until the next funeral for a beautiful lady Tell her she's my baby and I love her greatly [Verse] Maybe I've done this a few times too many I'm running out of space, I'm roommates with 20 Girls from the afterlife, I never have to ask 'em twice Will our forbidden love last another night [Verse] I felt you all, near and dear to my heart I know where this is smart, I can't bear to be apart Dolls in my bedroom, in the kitchen, in the halls In the basement, in the attic, I gotta have them all [Chorus] I'm alone and no one cares I have this problem, I go where no one dares I got a shovel, I'ma take a girl out Dress her up all pretty and put her in my doll house [Verse] Knock on the door, they tell me, hit the floor They say the girls are not, can't hang anymore The things that I've done they never seen before Every girl's pristine, there's not a drop of gore [Verse] Properly dressed in their sunday's best Hair done, nails did, I take care of my guests I digress, I'm in handcuffs under arrest All because a dumb bitch made me depressed [Chorus] I'm alone and no one cares I have this problem, I go where no one dares I got a shovel, I'ma take a girl out Dress her up all pretty and put her in my doll house