Big Al Pie

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey you there, we got a special tonight! We bake your dreams into a shell of delight You're stuck there waiting for your inspiration Here comes Big Daddy and he's bringing the fun I like a good line, and I know I like you So tell me in my ear, is that the best you can do? A perfect filling, for a perfect treat If you bring the batter, I'll bring the heat You won't find a better deal this side of free [Pre-Chorus] I don't say I'm not mean And I don't say that I don't bite And I don't want you to believe I think it's right But tonight... [Chorus] You get a slice of pie! (Big Al Pie) The stars are gonna shine! (Day or night) I got a magic voice I swear it paints a picture All along the sky! Have a slice of pie! (Big Al Pie) You're gonna love this guy! (You know why) So come gather 'round my table Grab a heaping helping And don't be shy! [Verse 2] Start it up, I'm here whenever you call You want more power? They'll be flat on the wall A simple pastry is a lot more fun if You mix that batter with a catchy riff The people want pie, and you got it to spare So let them have their fill of what you're hiding in there A power ballad or a silly tune Just give me the words, and I'll lower the boom Take my offer, it's a deal you can't refuse [Pre-Chorus] I tell you it's a fact And I will help you understand I'm VOCALOID's unrivaled act - A real man! (Shitsurei naa!) That's right, Japan! [Chorus] You get a slice of pie! (Big Al Pie) The stars are gonna shine! (Day or night) I got a magic voice I swear it paints a picture All along the sky! Have a slice of pie! (Big Al Pie) You're gonna love this guy! (You know why) So come gather 'round my table Grab a heaping helping And don't be shy! [Pre-Chorus] I won't say it's a breeze I won't top charts right off the shelf But that ground-breaking masterpiece won't write itself! Take my help! [Chorus] You get a slice of pie! (Big Al Pie) The stars are gonna shine! (Day or night) I got a magic voice I swear it paints a picture All along the sky! Have a slice of pie! (Big Al Pie) You're gonna love this guy! (You know why) So come gather 'round my table Grab a heaping helping And don't be shy!