Get A Stallion

Lyrics

[Verse 1] If you can't lift something, if you need something built If you've lost your motivation or your will If you're spoiled and entitled, just take life by the bridle (Get a stallion, get a stallion) If you're lonely, insecure, or inconsiderate If you're docile or demure, just consider it If you're a useless shovel-stealing little bitch Don't get in a twist, a stallion will do the trick [Chorus] This is my panacea When something is unclear I get, get a, a I get, get a, a Get a stallion [Post-Chorus] Get a stallion Gеt a stallion Get a stallion, ah [Verse 2] If you need some action on that purple dеrriere If apple-bucking has you feeling worse for wear If you're looking for love or wanna pee standing up, I guess? (Get a stallion, get a stallion) If you need something arcane and mysterious Look no further past the voodoo and the pixie dust It's the perfect solution, yeah I'm serious Judge me all that you like, a stallion can make it right [Refrain] (Un, deux, trois, étalon!) [Chorus] This is my panacea When something is unclear I get, get a, a I get, get a, a Get a stallion And should he reject me And leave me feeling empty I'll get, get up, up And find another one Get a stallion [Bridge: Koa, Faulty] Don't wanna do the dishes? (Get a stallion) Are you tired of being alone? (Get a stallion) Did a curse go awry and leave you brooding in your home? (Get a stallion, get a stallion) Did Pinkie rob your home of toothpaste? (Get a stallion) Is your plumbing looking broke? (Get a stallion) (Uh, well what if you can't find a stallion?) Celestia, darling! Don't even joke! [Chorus] This is my panacea When something is unclear I get, get a, a I get, get a, a Get a stallion And should he reject me And leave me feeling empty I'll get, get up, up And find another one Get a stallion [Outro] (Get a stallion!) Get a stallion Get a stallion (Get a stallion!) Get a stallion, get a stallion (Get you a man, girl!) Get a stallion (Get a stallion) Get a stallion Get a stallion