Garfield (Like A Devil!)

Lyrics

[Intro: Tommy Wiseau & Rodrigo Pasta] Have you ever danced with a devil? In the pale moonlight? Did you? Knock-knock, there's a monster! No, but I did And I did like a devil [Verse 1: Knock Monsterr] I'm turning to a monster like Garfield Head spinning doing cartwheels, so real Stumbling out the back, I know my point still stands Cross me, boy, I teach you a lesson like Dhar Mann Pull up like a Monsterr, hierarchy like lobster Number One Devil daughter, bad bitch behind the slaughter Ought to be real with me, you don't know what you're seeing I am the life-form, bitch, I'm the being! I hit thе beat and do my funny little clown dance Your history is gonna put you in thе ground, man Trans and I bullet dodge like Matrix maneuver Yeah, I'm riding that high, hop on that bitch like a scooter I'm living in your computer, not a virus but a behemoth I'm at war with my demons, on the side of the demons Man, I'm feeling kinda silly, man, I feel like a god I'ma gaslight 'em, Gegis finish the job [Verse 2: Genghis Yajj] Yeah, the DJ of a new age I'm here just to tell you why I'm on your grave Your death was a most awful mistake And your job is now done, it's a scene of the sun Yeah, you better step it up No matter what you make, it'll never be enough There's only one place where you're gonna go And that place is six feet below [Verse 3: A Hype] Eating this beat up like I'm Garfield Competing on the meet up, watch a star wield His shield, his sword, I feel like the Lord Real deal, and I'm toward, legend status, edge them mad piss Poor moods away, sure dudes'll say "A, why you try to keep going at it?" I tell 'em my cerebellum won't stand for ho'ing at it Don't land on con shit, I'm on flowing don shit Knock Monsterr, we sock 'em like a mobster Dock 'em dead bled head to the sea like Red Lobster I dread sponsor 'cause that fo' the money Fo' sho' no, ain't funny, my fly high dunny It lowers the norm, come-and-goers just form When you on top, when you flop in mud like worm Crud'll swarm, you gotta have ya own back Lotta have got blown wack, self love the key of grown stack [Outro: Tommy Wiseau, Rodrigo Pasta, & AlolanEggs] I'm not the monster No, I'm just ahead of the curve! Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock Yes, come to me, come on I'm not the monster, no This music is not killing me Slow it down, and make Atticus' bass louder, okay?