Baggin’ on Moms

Lyrics

[Announcer] And now, welcome into the Bag Off Seminar [King Tee] Now wait, I'ma start off, nigga, on you Now, yo mama got so much hair under her arm It look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock [DJ Pooh] Fuck you, nigga Nigga, yo mama hair so long It come down to her back when she look at the sun [XXX] Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired [XXX] Nigga, your mother's so old, she got a smoke detector on her wig [XXX] Nigga, your mama ass so big When she sit on the toilet, she leave a ring around that muh… [King Tee] No wait, your mother's so muthafuckin' big, nigga She tripped over Saturn and bumped her head in a different galaxy and shit [XXX] Yo mama's so old, if she walk, her booty clap [XXX] And again, your mother's so old, she dream in re-runs [XXX] Yo mom's so poor, she tried to rob a bum [XXX] Ah nigga, yo mama's so ugly When she move, her ears move around with her ass [King Tee] Nigga, yo mama's so ugly, her shadow won't follow her muthafuckin' ass [XXX] Ain't that about a bitch [XXX] Nigga, your mother's so tall, she hit her head on Slauson and fall on Florence [XXX] That's why your mama war Lysol for perfume [King Tee] Nigga, your mother's so ugly, when she smile her face hurt [XXX] Her breath smell like spoiled milk Bitch look like she been chewing on rocks [XXX] Your mama's so big, she's livin' large [DJ Pooh] Nigga, yo mama ain't got no back—she always frontin' [XXX] Nigga, your mother's so fat, she'd roll over a dollar and make four quarters [King Tee] Nigga, I'll cut your mother's arms off so she couldn't kick it—I mean… Whoops, I said it wrong We outta here [XXX] Your mama hair so short she gotta roll it with needles