Up My Ass

Lyrics

Oh yeah, up my ass Up my ass Up my ass A lit candle Up my ass A firecracker, a finger, a thumb Up my ass An egg, a vibratin' egg, a scrambled egg Up my ass A dildo, strapped onto a mannequin, wearing a Nixon mask Up my ass Power tools, an electric drill A screwdriver, a monkey wrench Up my ass A monkey Up my ass A potpourri of assorted fragrances Up my ass Up my smelly asshole 'Cause I'm not one of those guys Who walks around pretending That my shit don't stink My shit stinks I admit it And right now There is a lot of shit Up my ass Up my ass Up my ass Up my ass And to the left Up my ass Step right up Step right up Come one, come all Up my ass Everyone and everything Up my ass Everything except for your skanky Bullshit, artificial, plastic dick (oh yeah) Looks like you bought it at the K-Mart (Up my ass) Fuck you with your bogus dildo(oh yeah) You can shove that up your ass, honey, not mine Up my ass I got a special gift for you Right here Come and get it It's up my ass Up my ass Up my ass Up my ass The Louisiana Purchase Up my ass (up my ass) The Encyclopædia Britannica (Up my ass) Up my ass (Up my ass) Your grandmother Up my ass Shields and Yarnell Up my ass Chocolates Lollipops Cakes and pies And it's all for free Children Children