Juggalette

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well how ya doing Mrs. Juggalette, face painted Lookin' all sexy with that hatchet tatted on your breast You are my morbid thing, my horrorcore queen My wicked witch of the Midwest, my east coast mistress My down south, thick breast Juggalette But when I'm out west I love to rub against yo ass You are so gothic, my dick is getting hard I can't stop it, baby, you are the hottest They say you always making songs for them Juggalos What about us pretty girls in the front row King Gordy you on fire we can smell smoke Baby, I keep the fire just inhale slow Now when we get to the hotel room I assume we'll be eating these mushrooms, then I'll be fucking you You say you got a boyfriend, we'll give him something to do Stand outside and watch my truck and don't move [Chorus] You say I ain't the best (Ain't the best) All you do is talk about me (About me) And I ain't even famous yet (Famous yet) But your girlfriend still gon' jock me (Still gon' jock me) Don't get mad 'cause your Juggalette (Juggalette) Knows each and every song that I sing (I sing) I am a star, that's why your girl is in my car And she's giving me head [Verse 2] I've never had this type of love before After this, I shall love no more Let her on stage, come on baby dance with me Wiggle that ass for me, wait in the back for me I'll be on my way to show you something And when the show is over, oh yes, we gonna be fucking My name is Cobain, I don't care if you got man I'm a rock star, pretty sure dude will understand But if not security will put they fuckin' hands on his ass So fast he won't have a second chance Now me and you can continue our little romance This is wicked stuff, let Gordy play in your pants When I'm in Denver Colorado I can hit in advance Them Faygo lovers know all them Jugglettes And damn it feels so good, I've never felt this happy inside I wanna take a Juggalette as my bride, will you marry me? [Chorus] You say I ain't the best (Ain't the best) All you do is talk about me (About me) And I ain't even famous yet (Famous yet) But your girlfriend still gon' jock me (Still gon' jock me) Don't get mad 'cause your Juggalette (Juggalette) Knows each and every song that I sing (I sing) I am a star, that's why your girl is in my car And she's giving me head You say I ain't the best (Ain't the best) All you do is talk about me (About me) And I ain't even famous yet (Famous yet) But your girlfriend still gon' jock me (Still gon' jock me) Don't get mad 'cause your Juggalette (Juggalette) Knows each and every song that I sing (I sing) I am a star, that's why your girl is in my car And she's giving me head