So Nice So Smart

Lyrics

I was quiet as a mouse When I snuck into your house And took roofies with your spouse In a nit and out a louse Lice are lousy all the time They suck your blood, drink your wine Say shut up and quit your crying Give it time and you'll be fine You're so nice and you're so smart You're such a good friend I have to break your heart I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart I like boys with strong convictions And convicts with perfect diction Underdogs with good intentions Amputees with stamp collections Plywood skinboards ride the ocean Salty noses suntan lotion Always seriously joking And rambunctiously soft-spoken I like boys that like their mothers And I have a thing for brothers But they always wait til we're under the covers To say I'm sure glad we're not lovers You're so nice and you're so smart You're such a good friend I have to break your heart I'll tell you that I love you then I'll tear your world apart Just pretend I didn't tear your world apart I like my new bunnysuit I like my new bunnysuit I like my new bunnysuit When I wear it I feel cute