Lyrics

[EVE, sung] That's penthouse apartment A view of the park, oh Life is a lark, oh For Ginger DelMarc-o Livin' is easy now that Ginger's on top Oh, she gets to give orders like she's a Gestap-o Hey, look at me, oh A kid from Tole-do! Livin' the high life I wish it were my life Bein' persistent I became her assistant I soak up her glamour And sometimes I am her! I put on her undies Her perfume and jewels Slip into her nighties And slap on her mules I guzzle her liquor I eat all her food I cuddle her Tonys When I'm in the nude I sprawl on her bed I read all her mail I study her movements Every detail I wanna be ready For one day perhaps I'll be waitin' in the wings When Ginger snaps! I pick up her tissues When she has the flu, choo! When it's off to the beach I Brazilian her hoohoo I cook and clean I wash and sew I walk the dog I shovel snow I'm a glorified maid And I'm having the time of her life And gettin' paid (SHE straightens the apartment a bit, then falls to her knees desperately) [EVE] I want a penthouse apartment Like Ginger DelMarc- oh yeah