Ted Key Beefs

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm the fellow who goes into a restaurant Sits down, and patiently waits While the waitresses finish their visiting Before taking my order I'm the fellow who goes into a department store Stands quietly while the clerks chitchat [Verse 2] I'm the fellow who drives into a service station And never blows his horn But lets the attendant take his time You might say I'm a good guy But you know who else that I am? [Chorus 1] I'm the fellow who never comes back Yes, I'm the fellow who never comes back [Verse 3] It amuses me to see businesses spending so much money Every year to get me back When I was there in the first place All they needed to do was give me some service And extend a little courtesy In fact, I was the most important person in the world to them I was a customer [Chorus 2] But now I'm the fellow who never comes back Yes I'm the fellow who never comes back [Outro] I'm never going back I'm never going back Eyes driving me out of my mind Yes, I think I'm going out of my head I'm going out of my mind Yes, I'm going out of my head Day and night, night and day Day and night and night and day and night Night and day and day and night and day and night Day and night and night and day and night Good night, good night, good night Good night, night Good night, night Day and night and night and Good night, good night, good night Day and night