Ballad of My Old Man

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Me and my old man lived down in Decatur He worked most of his life at the grain elevator Yeah, he worked there for over 30 years After work he'd go out and he'd pound down some beers Some evenings he'd go playing cards with a few of his pals At night, they'd go downtown and they'd rouse up some gals Hey hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey hey One afternoon, the exact day I forget Inside the elevator, someone lit a cigarette The dust in the air just up and exploded Along with the elevator and the trucks being loaded Everyone but my old man were blown to kingdom come He was left with a face that looked like chewed bubble gum Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw Haw haw haw haw haw haw haw His looks don't bother him, now in the least With a sack on his head, he's still a sexual beast His pals are all gone now, but he doesn't mind 'Cause when it came to playing cards they were all the cheating kind Everyone but my old man, blown from Decatur to kingdom come The kids on the street just call him Mr. Bubble Gum La la la la la la la la la La di da da dum, lolli-lolli-lollipop
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