The Wine Thief

Lyrics

Who is this wine thief and where did they come from? I said, who is this wine thief and where did they come from? [Verse 1] Ayo, someone around here is gonna get hung I'm looking for the one with the purple tongue, it ain't fine Last night I went and bought a brand new box And they didn't have the decency to save me a drop, it's a crime [Chorus] Who's been drinking all my goddamn wine? Who's been drinking all my goddamn wine? Who is this wine thief and where did they come from? Who is this wine thief and where did they come from? [Verse 2] My roommates all tell me it must've been a mouse So I went and got some dynamite and blew up my house I don't mind Small price to pay Now they tell me I took out half of the block Then I went and bought another box before I got caught I'm serving time, shit I don't mind, one more time, I said [Chorus] Who's been drinking all my goddamn wine? Who's been drinking all my goddamn wine? [Verse 3] Who is this wine thief and where did they come from The kitchen was clear, the cork came undone Polished the bottle off and murdered the box, too Had it all planned out and followed the job through [Chorus] Who is this wine thief and where did they come from? Who is this wine thief and where did they come from? God dammit, who's been drinking all my goddamn wine? I said who's been drinking all my goddamn wine?