Lyrics

[Live Intro] This song is uh... Dad Fight? This song's about your dad and how he likes to drink at sporting events and fight other dads. Channel that dad rage [Dad Fight] DADS CONVERGE IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH BEER GUTS AND CORN NUTS AND STALE DAD BREATH UP IN THE BLEACHERS THE CROWD STARTS TO GROW THIS POP'S A CAN THATS ABOUT TO EXPLODE DAD POUNDS DAD SOUNDS ALL AROUND DAD BEARDS DAD CHEERS FROM THE CROWD PABST IN HIS HAND IS LIKE A NUCLEAR BOMB DAD FIGHT, DAD FIGHT DON'T TELL MOM You tell Mom! Dad fight, alright, going down tonight! Dad fight, alright, going down tonight! Dad fight, alright, going down tonight! It's gonna be a Dad Fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Segue into Brick] Alright, let's get a circle pit going. This song's about drinking and shit [Verse 1] His name is brick and he's up at the crack of 4 Philly in his hand and steel reserve on the floor Got a date with a stripper at 6 And now he's taking her home and he's fuckin' her It's making me sick [Chorus] Brick says "Everything is shit" Brick knows we will never quit on him because he's a prick He's my friend and his name is Brick Brick says "Everything is shit" Brick knows we will never quit on him cause he's a prick Brick's not dead he's just... LET'S GO! [Verse 2] Now he's crashin' every party on 29th Smokin' in the corner, chuggin' a natty light Got his eye on the girl in the red Until he pukes on her skirt Now her fist is going right for his head [Chorus] Brick says "Everything is shit" Brick knows we will never quit on him because he's a prick He's my friend and his name is Brick Brick says "Everything is shit" Brick knows we will never quit on him cause he's a prick Brick's not dead he's just... LET'S GO! [Bridge] "Alright, [?]. We're about to hang dong right now. Do a little singalong. Little hang dong singalong. I'm going sing a lil part and try not to vomit barbecue all over you. And you're gonna sing it back to me, okay? And also not vomit barbecue on me. Here we go." Woah-oah-oh-oah! (Woah-oah-oh-oah!) "Just scream something." Woah-oah-oh-oah! (Woah-oah-oh-oah!) "One more!" Woah-oah-oh-oah! (Woah-oah-oh-oah!) [Chorus] Brick says "Everything is shit" Brick knows we will never quit on him because he's a prick He's my friend and his name is Brick Brick says "Everything is shit" Brick knows we will never quit on him cause he's a prick Brick's not dead he's just hiding in Connecticut Hiding in Connecticut Brick, won't you shut the fuck up!?