You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel, you're a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel Mr. Grinch I'm a bad banana With a greasy black peel You're a monster, Mr. Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr. Grinch You wouldn't touch me With a thirty nine and a half foot pole You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch Given the choice between the two of us You'd take the seasick crocodile, ew You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr. Grinch The three words that best describe me Are stink, stank, stunk You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splot With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch My soul is overflowing With the most disgraceful Rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots Yeah