50 Ways to Say Goodbye

Lyrics

[Verse 1] My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized I'll take the high road like I should You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me You're leaving now for my own good [Pre-Chorus] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say [Chorus 1] She flew out in an airplane Out getting suntanned It's like a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She saw a shark underwater Left and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say goodbye [Verse 2] My pride still feels the sting You were my everything Some day I'll find a love like yours (A love like yours) She'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan How could you leave on Yom Kippur? [Pre-Chorus] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say [Chorus 2] She was chased by a mudslide Chased by a lion She went away in a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She camped out in the desert Swam in a hot tub Danced away at an east side nightclub Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say goodbye [Bridge] I wanna live a thousand lives with you I wanna be the one you're dying to love But you don't want to [Pre-Chorus] That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say [Chorus 1] She flew out in an airplane Out getting suntanned It's like a cement mixer full of quicksand Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She saw a shark underwater Left and no one caught her I returned everything I ever bought her Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies [Chorus 2] She was chased by a mudslide Chased by a lion She went away in a crappy purple Scion Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes! She camped out in the desert Swam in a hot tub Danced away at an east side nightclub Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies And ways to say goodbye