Rap Biscuits Intro

Lyrics

[Sampled intro] [Verse 1] They say I'm looking bloated No kid, you can never have enough of the sugar coated A product that you need, but didn't even know it One shot contain your recommended daily dosage Of synthesised non-essential amino acids And e-numbers Keep the kids hyperactive But taken as part of a balanced diet So we can all be diabetics with angina It's all good, we've got the medicine to treat that It's full of sugar and fat, I recommend you eat that You only live once, go on, risk it Plus there's no value added tax on a rap biscuit It's addictive The food's crack Might jack a little kiddie for a Hello Kitty food snack Get smacked for the Sunny D Hit the Chinese, tell 'em, 'Go heavy on the MSG' Just some of the many side effects available Turn cookie monster for the crumbs on the table They tell me the health benefits debatable So if you got an allergy make sure you read the label [Chorus] I sell rap biscuits (Haha, what?) I sell rap biscuits (What!) Warning: May contain nuts Please you'll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts Even caramel wafers is getting touched The scoops in my biscuit truck Who tears it up? [Verse 2] I'm going hard Candy coat the violence with no regard You love the bubble gum (Pop!) Violet Beauregarde Augustus Gloop on a busted loop My competition got nutritional fruit But only just recouped We got the chocolate peanut butter soup Get the fuck out the way My Oompa Loompas are coming through Take your Tunnock's teacake off the top spot Brimstone Rap Biscuits in your corner shop Available in a variety of fruit flavours Obesity is headlining all the newspapers But there's no such thing as bad publicity Serving something syrup to little kids and teenagers [Chorus] I sell rap biscuits Kidkanevil sell rap biscuits Warning: May contain nuts Please you'll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts Even caramel wafers is getting touched The scoops in my biscuit truck Who tears it up? Warning: May contain nuts Please you'll end up with tapeworm lacing your guts Even caramel wafers is getting touched The scoops in my biscuit truck Who tears it up? [Sampled outro]