Lowlife (Living the Highlife)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track My best friend's in a gun rack, I'm a lowlife I owe everybody money I think racist jokes are funny, I'm a lowlife I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out with your wife [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife [Verse 2] I got kids I've never seen And their momma's seventeen, I'm a lowlife I take strippers out to breakfast You can add that to my checklist, I'm a lowlife Ah, the landlord called the rent is due I spent it all on a KISS tattoo, I rock 'n roll all night [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife Yeah, I'm a lowlife Living the high life [Interlude] Oh! [Verse 3] I'm watchin' porno on the TV Ponderin' why she ever leaves me, I'm a lowlife The object of my affection Asked the police for protection, I'm a lowlife The romance is gone, I'm doing fine Me and your mom just had a real good time just last night [Chorus] 'Cause I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife [Verse 4] I make black music for the white man Keep cocaine upon my nightstand, I'm a lowlife Ain't never hung out in the Catskills But I've been to jail in Nashville, I'm a lowlife I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth I'm making time, I'm going out with your wife Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hey! [Chorus] I'm a lowlife I'm a lowlife Yeah, I'm a lowlife Living the high life Lowlife (oh yeah, oh yeah) Lowlife (low, low, low) Lowlife (low, lowlife) Lowlife (lowlife, lowlife)