Mister Softee

Lyrics

[Intro] You're no good for me [Verse 1] I got a funny feeling, baby, that tonight you want to sleep with me (Don't say it, you know you shouldn't say it) But I got an appointment in the morning, need at least eleven hours of sleep (You said it, I asked you not to say it) I'm so sorry, babe [Chorus] You're a softie by trade Mister Softee's your name You're a softie and hardly my type Don't say that, don't say that [Verse 2] Don't you make an issue over something that's as small as this I'll make it up to you tomorrow, even then if you insist Ohh [Chorus] You're a softie by trade Who you talking to? Mister Softee's your name You're a softie and hardly my type Don't say that, don't say that [Bridge] I've had enough in my life Of sweet and sour 'good-nights' I know you can't satisfy But, at least you could try You're no good for me [Verse 3] Would you rather I forget about my livelihood and stay at home (Don't say it, you know you shouldn't say it) Well, then you must give up your credit cards, must give up your [?] (you said it, I asked you not to say it) I'm so sorry, babe [Chorus] You're a softie by trade Who you talking to? Mister Softee's your name You're a softie and hardly my type Don't say that, don't say that [Bridge] I've had enough in my life Of sweet and sour 'good-night' I know you can't satisfy But, at least you could try You're no good for me [Verse 4] You've got a funny way of showing me that baby you're in love with me (Don't say it, you know you shouldn't say it) Just because I need a little rest you wanna torture me (You said it, I asked you not to say it) [Chorus] You're a softie by trade Mister Softee's your name You're a softie by trade Mister Softee's your name You're the softie my friend You're soft in your head Softie my friend Soft in the head You're a softie by trade Who you talking to? Mister Softee's your name There's no sense squawking 'bout it You're a softie by trade Don't say that Mister Softee's your name Don't say that [Outro] You're the softie my friend You're soft, soft in the head You're a softie I'm sure Soft to the core You're a softie by trade Who you talking to? Mister Softee's your name You're a softie and hardly my type Don't say that, don't say that