French Toast (Skit)

Lyrics

[Skit: Jermaine Fowler] Hey, Khare-y! C'mon in, man, close the door Is it locked? Good That sounded like I was gonna fuck you But listen, man My weekend was nuts, man! So listen, after the dodgeball game My wife and I We went to IHOP, yeah! And we ordered some stuffed French Toast Crazy right, huh? That shit was stuffed! God damn, it was stuffed! Any-who, I'm so unhappy on the inside What did you do this weekend, man? Word around the office is that you and the new intern Have been really friendly lately So tell me something Have you been, uh... y'know, y'know Dipping the pen in the company ink? Huh? Have you been, uh... you know Putting the paper in the copy machine? Huh? Have you been, uh, you know Throwing the stapler in the- in the- Like, are you fucking the intern? Please tell me! Please, I'm dyin' to know! I'm dyin' on the inside, man! Please, le- I want to live vicariously, man! I want- please, man, just tell me! Aww, aww, Khary, please let me know Let me know, let me know, let me know Okay, okay, man, I see you Get out of my office *Burps* Sorry... God damn, fucking kombucha..