Dolores (Skit)

Lyrics

[Skit: Jermaine Fowler] Alright! Now, uh Why don't you take a seat right there, Khare-y? You know I've been meaning to ask you Care Bear Do you believe in fate? I believe, uh, fate brought you and I back together You know? And the reason fate brought us together Is because the universe wanted me to show you Just how well a nigga is doin' Alright? You could'a had all this Khare-y You could'a had all of it You could've! You'll never be better than me and these motherfuckin' interns You wanna know why, Khare-y? 'Cause you're just a rapper! You're just a rapper, nigga! A'ight? You know what I am? I'm a boss! I'm a fuckin' boss! I got twenty-five interns ready to die for me, nigga Ready to die! I got one intern, she's seventy-five She on her way out- of life She got nothin' to show for it, but she work for me Right, Dolores? Right? Right? Where you goin', Khare-y? Where- you uncomfortable now? You uncomfortable, Khare-y? Well, go ahead and leave! It wouldn't be the first time! [*crying*] Why does everybody I love leave? Why? Answer me, fate! Is this what you had in store for me? Huh? God? Allah? Buddha? Tom Cruise?