Lyrics

[Verse 1] I want a car so, I buy a book that tells me just how an engine should look But the font makes my eyes hurt, Apache Tomcat Cell phone dial 1-800-Contacts 4G plan, T-Mobile My Usher ringtone is fucking so cool Wanna 6 pack, gym membership What it cost man, I can't remember it [Chorus] Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live I've completely forgotten what I did, I did [Verse 2] Now I'm hungry, it's time for lunch Pastrami sandwich and a cup of fruit punch Stomach's crazy, I'm feeling fat Need Imodium A-D, ASAP Walgreens gift card, grande latte Spent my trust fund just on coffee Uh, but I don't feel the buzz Fucking lots of bitches, but I gets no love [Chorus] Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live I've completely forgotten what I did, I did X2 [Verse 3] I need a job so, I buy a pant suit Write a résumé of everything I can't do Don't have a car yet, so I take pub trans Meet me like my surf board, look ma' no hands Feeling sad so, I see a shrink who Repeats back everything I said that I think I tell him I'm a loser, he says is that a fact? Pay him $80 and go hop inside my Cadillac [Chorus] Free and easy, is how I'm gonna live I've completely forgotten what I did, I did X2