Kiss Kiss, Hug Hug

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Grammy's, Oscar's, Emmy's, Tony's Pretty perfect plastic phonies Princesses and poofy dresses After parties, VIP lists There he is, should I know him? Smile with those faces and [Chorus] Kiss kiss, hug hug Don't say it, think it, bite your tongue Kiss kiss, hug hug Makes me wanna just throw up Pointless conversation Forget what your name is [Verse 2] Frozen grins, purple martini's Geisha girls and micro Mini's Geeks with cameras, stars with momma's Gotta love that freak show drama (Oh my god is that like, Shaquille O'Neal?) Gettin' drunk (gettin' drunk) Hookin' up (hookin' up) Loser, schmoozer (loser, schmoozer) [Chorus] Kiss kiss, hug hug Don't say it, think it, bite your tongue Kiss kiss, hug hug Makes me wanna just throw up Pointless conversations Forget what your name is [Verse 3] I'd like to thank the Hollywood Foreign Press Association And my dog Delicious, and my hamster, God and Oprah Kabbalah and yoga teachers My personal trainer Sven And, of course all my fans [Chorus] Kiss kiss, hug hug Don't say it, think it, bite your tongue Kiss kiss, hug hug Makes me wanna just throw up Kiss kiss, hug hug Gossip swept under the rug Kiss kiss, hug hug Yeah, I'm here, it's kind of fun Pointless conversations Forget what your name is [Outro] Sarah? Or maybe Rachel? I mean, uh, Michelle? Maybe your name is Dorian?