Both Ways (Reprise)

Lyrics

[BILLY CLINTON] You come here and let's begin Open up and let me in And welcome in the sunshine's rays Let's stop fighting with each other To go one way or the other No, we must learn to go both ways [?] Oh I don't believe this [?] Quiet [WJ CLINTON] So, what do you say Newt? [NEWT GINGRICH] Nay! [REPORTER #1] 73% of Americans blame the Republicans for the shutdown, which makes congress more unpopular than Tonya Harding! [WJ CLINTON] Well Newt, if you won't work with me, maybe Congress will, if they want to keep their jobs! Congress- Just reach out and take my hand And just pass my budget plan Then join me in this song of praise 'Cause the public like it better When politicians work together So we must learn to go both ways So congress, how do you vote on the Clinton balanced budget plan? [CONGRESS] Yea! [REPORTER #1] Congress has just pass the president's balanced budget plan [NEWT GINGRICH] No! [REPORTER #1] The president will now focus his attention on the presidential election and the American people [WJ CLINTON] So when you cast your vote this fall I hope that you will all recall The most important thing of all [BILLY CLINTON] That I play the sax [COMPANY] Still plays the sax! {REPORTER #1] And we're ready to call it! The winner of the 1996 presidential election is- [COMPANY] Clinton! Clinton! [BILLY CLINTON] I, William Jefferson [COMPANY] Clinton! [BILLY CLINTON] Do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States! [WJ CLINTON] No! He took the oath! [COMPANY] He's awesome! [BILLY CLINTON] I'm heaven sent! [COMPANY] He's awesome! [BILLY CLINTON] And I'm president! [COMPANY] He's awesome! [BILLY CLINTON] I'm on a roll, 'cause I'm in control! [MONICA LEWINSKY] He's awesome! [WJ CLINTON] You're supposed to be with me, not him! [HILLARY CLINTON] He has learned to go both ways! [COMPANY & BILLY CLINTON] He has/I have made history! [MONICA LEWINSKY] Still fucking the fucking president! [KENNETH STARR] When you wish for Kenneth Starr- [NEWT GINGRICH] Say nay! [MONICA LEWINSKY] Still fucking the fucking president! [KENNETH STARR] A star is born [NEWT GINGRICH] Say nay! [COMPANY] We all are saying "cheers" to a term of four more years! 'Cause we have learned to go both ways! [MONICA LEWINSKY] I'm still fucking the fucking president! [LINDA TRIPP] Oh yeah? [MONICA LEWINSKY] Oh no! [LINA TRIPP] Merry Trippmas! [COMPANY] Oh yeah!