It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Lyrics

[Intro, spoken: Gonzo & Rizzo] You know, Gonzo? What, Rizzo? Well, I got to tell you, correct me if I'm wrong here, but I think this is one of the top ten times of the whole year Hello? Christmas is the best! Well, it's definitely a terrific time of year, right? Come on [Verse 1: Gonzo & Rizzo] It's the most wonderful time of the year (Ba bum bap ba da) With the kids jingle belling And everyone telling you "Be of good cheer" It's the most wonderful time of the year [Post-Chorus, spoken: Gonzo & Rizzo] You're so right, you know what else? What? [Verse 2: Gonzo & Rizzo] It's the hap-hap-hap-hap-happiest season of all (Huh, huh?) (Yeah, now you're getting it!) With those holiday greetings And gay happy meetings when friends come to call It's the hap-hap-hap-hap-happiest season of all (Nice vibrato) Hoo hoo! [Bridge: Gonzo & Rizzo, Both] There'll be parties for hosting Marshmallows for toasting And caroling out in the snow There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories Of Christmases long, long ago (Ha ha ha ha!) (Together!) [Verse 3: Both] It's the most wonderful time of the year There'll be much mistletoeing And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near It's the most wonderful time of the year [Spoken: Gonzo & Rizzo] Y'know Gonzo, I'm having some second thoughts What? What? Well, I mean, there's always a nice manchego cheese on Cinco de Mayo But Christmas has roasted chestnuts! Tamales! Candy canes! Taquitos! Eggnog! Papitos! Fruitcake! Frijoles! Candied yams Eh... when you're right, you're right [Bridge: Gonzo & Rizzo, Both] There'll be parties for hosting Marshmallows for toasting And caroling out in the snow There'll be scary ghost stories And tales of the glories Of Christmases long, long ago (Yeah!) (Modulate!) Long long ago [Verse 3: Gonzo & Rizzo, Both] It's the most wonderful time of the year There'll be much mistletoeing And hearts will be glowing when loved ones are near (Take it!) It's the most wonderful time It's the most wonderful time It's the most wonderful time of the year [Outro, spoken: Gonzo & Rizzo] Buy you a figgy pudding? Done Alright