Skateboard Song

Lyrics
[You're all a bunch of crazy mothers] I'm gonna buy a new skateboard It's gonna be so good 'Cos I'm gonna go down the car park And practice 'til I'm good Then I'll say to ya I love skateboarding I love everything, it's so cool I like it when the girls beat the lads And make them look crap I came home from the city 'Dodge' was assembling my board on the settee I gave him thanks He took this stance He turned to me and said: "Well I love skateboarding I love everything, it's so cool So don't bother to thank me 'Cos I'll do it for free" At 15:03 I arrived at the car park The asphalt was warm to thе touch Not an unpleasant sensation My new movе backfired I fell, I landed Shut your mouth Montrose I'm talking about a real hurt I hate skateboarding I hate everything, it's so shit And you know I've just wasted Ninety-five fucking quid I was on my way home When I met my gang, The Black Widows And they're all seven I told them my story and they laughed and said: "We've had worse, but still We love skateboarding We love everything, it's so cool So get back on and we promise In a week or two, you'll rule." Well I got back on and they were right Now I can "ollie" and I'm not so shite I like it when I do a new move And impress all around us And I want to say to ya: "I love skateboarding I love everything and so should you You've got to try it Cos you'll look really, really, really cool ...or something."
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