hole in the bottle

Lyrics

[Intro] There are many people who drink in moderation with no problems Social, moral, or medical They have learned to enjoy liquor without letting it upset The functioning of their body and mind It relaxes you, makes you more congenial (I just had one sip) This helps make a gathering cheerful and friendly [Verse 1] It ain't my fault, so don't blame me I swear I just came here to unwind and have one drink The way it looks, it ain't what you think This Cabernet has a way of vanishing on me [Chorus] There's a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine It's already empty and it ain't even supper time Honey, no, I don't miss him In fact, it slipped my mind There's a hole in the bottle of wine [Verse 2] I keep my cool, play by all the rules I swear ten minutes ago that bottle was full But I won't cry about love gone wrong 'Cause tears would water down this ruby red I'm sipping on [Chorus] There's a hole in the bottle leaking all this wine It's already empty and it ain't even supper time Honey, no, I don't miss him In fact, it slipped my mind There's a hole in the bottle of wine (Aw, yeah) [Bridge] I went and got a new one 'Cause the other one was broken Now this one's halfway gone And it's barely even open [Chorus] There's a hole in the bottle (Hole in the bottle) leaking all this wine It's already empty and it ain't even supper time Honey, no, I don't miss him In fact, it slipped my mind There's a hole in the bottle of wine [Outro] You may ask me where it's going But I can't even find The hole in the bottle of wine She has abused her system, and she's paying for it