Lyrics

[Verse 1] I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf While jacking off listening to Mozart You bitch and moan about LA Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars You're so indie rock, it's almost an art You need SPF 45 just to stay alive [Chorus] You're so gay, and you don't even like boys No, you don't even like No, you don't even like No, you don't even like boys You're so gay, and you don't even like boys No, you don't even like No, you don't even like No, you don't even like boys [Verse 2] You're so sad, maybe you should buy a happy meal You're so skinny, you should really Super Size the deal Secretly you're so amused that nobody understands you I'm so mean 'cause I cannot get you out of your head I'm so angry 'cause you'd rather MySpace instead I can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more makeup, and [Chorus] You're so gay, and you don't even like boys No, you don't even like No, you don't even like No, you don't even like boys You're so gay, and you don't even like boys No, you don't even like No, you don't even like No, you don't even... [Breakdown] Hey, oh yeah Give it to me Oh, you're so... [Bridge] You walk around like you're oh so debonair You pull 'em down and there's really nothing there I wish you would just be real with me [Chorus] You're so gay, and you don't even like boys No, you don't even like No, you don't even like No, you don't even like boys You're so gay, and you don't even like boys No, you don't even like No, you don't even like No, you don't even, oh, yeah Oh, baby [Saxophone Solo] [Chorus] Hey You're so gay, and you don't even like boys No, you don't even like No, you don't even like No, you don't even like... Penis Thanks! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah [Outro] Thank you!