I Hate You This Christmas

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Got too drunk at the Christmas party Puked on my dress, shit! I guess I better leave On the way home, I took a detour I wanna see you I wish I never saw Get the key from under the mat Trying to find the light, I stumble around I swear I heard a noise, what's that sound? Well, that's my best friend and you're going down [Chorus] It's Christmas once again But you are fucking one of my friends Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than My undying love that won't weather Yeah, it's Christmas once again but you're fucking one of my friends Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than My undying love that won't weather I hate her I hate her I hate you This Christmas [Verse 2] Everyone's excited about going home But I am embarrassed to tell my mom All the Christmas lights and the mistletoe are only making me feel more alone All the skater kids are stoned on the hill, even the goths are filled with good willI I head to the bar to see old faces We're in old streets but new places [Chorus] It's Christmas once again but you're fucking one of my friends Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than My undying love that won't weather Yeah, it's Christmas once again but you're fucking one of my friends Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than My undying love that won't weather I hate her I hate her I hate you This christmas [Bridge] Well, I guess there's other girls you fucked Well, I guess that means you really suck Well, I hope you feel alone this Christmas You can say goodbye to this cause You know I am never coming back [Chorus] It's Christmas once again but you're fucking one of my friends Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than My undying love that won't weather Yeah, it's Christmas once again but you're fucking one of my friends Well, I hope her candy cunt tastes better than My undying love that won't weather I hate her I hate her I hate you This Christmas