Why Can’t That Be Me?

Lyrics

I saw a girl with hips like mine She was proper online famous Why can't that be me? I saw a girl with hair like mine Ten million people love her Why can't that be me? I saw a girl not that bright People listen when she speaks She's got the world, and here am I Wondering why can't that be me? Everyone knows something that I don't Everyone can see that I'm a joke But underneath the joke there's me And I don't get it They thought that I was crazy To think someone could love me But then I moved to Sydney Became Mariel and Brice kissed me When they say "Fat", that's me When they say "Ugly", that's me, they mean me When they say "Weird, embarassing, stupid Muriel Heslop Useless piece of nothing" Me Everyone knows something that I don't Everyone can see that I'm a joke But underneath the joke there's me I don't get it Maybe I was crazy To think someone could love me But then I moved to Sydney Became Mariel and someone kissed me Mariel Why can't that be me?