Meet the Heslops

Lyrics

[ANNOUNCER, spoken] Magnificent! And he likes this ground [PERRY] Wowww! [JOANIE] Wow-ow-ow [MALCOLM] What? [PERRY] Close one [JOANIE] (gasp) [MALCOLM] Hah! [PERRY] Yeah! [PERRY] Wowww! [JOANIE] Wow-ow-ow [MALCOLM] What? [PERRY] Good one [JOANIE] (gasp) [MALCOLM] Hah! [PERRY] Yeah! [PERRY] Wowww! [JOANIE] Wow-ow-ow [MALCOLM] What? [PERRY] Close one! [JOANIE] (gasp) [MALCOLM] Hah! [PERRY] Yeah! [MALCOLM] Wow! [PERRY] Nice! [HESLOP KIDS] Yeahhh [PERRY] Nah [HESLOP KIDS] Yeah nah Great shot! What a partnership! [MALCOLM] They were nailed to the crease! [JOANIE] Now they're fully smashin' it! [HESLOP KIDS] 3 more runs - 65 for none! Yes! [PERRY] Through to the boundary! [MALCOLM] Joanie, can I have a Burger Ring? [JOANIE] Only if there's a beer for me [MALCOLM & PERRY] In the fridge, you can get it yourself! [JOANIE] Mum [BETTY] Yes? [JOANIE] Get us a beer [BETTY] Alright, my dear We can watch the game together as a family [HESLOP KIDS] Woooowayoh! [BETTY] Yes, just like a regular family [HESLOP KIDS] Oooowayoh! Mum! We can't see the TV properly! [BETTY, spoken] Oh, sorry [MALCOLM] Dunk needs to get another plan [PERRY] Faulkner loves a Carter ball [JOANIE] Clarkie doesn't understand [HESLOP KIDS] He hits them all free force from four balls! [BETTY] He is the gruff professor And she is the lonely widow And they're meant to be together But will they answer when love calls? [HESLOP KIDS] Woooowayoh! [BETTY] No secrets in her family [HESLOP KIDS] Woooowayoh! Sucked in! You're bowling crappily! Oooowayoh! He's out! [MALCOLM] Awww, he won't go happily [BETTY] Anyway, I hope this story has a happy end [PERRY] Wowww! [JOANIE] Wow-ow-ow [MALCOLM] What? [PERRY] Close one! [JOANIE] (gasp) [MALCOLM] Hah! [PERRY] Yeah! [PERRY] Wow [JOANIE] [PERRY & MALCOLM] Wow-ow-ow Awwwwwww [JOANIE, spoken] You're terrible, Muriel